Dylan Mulvaney, the controversial transgender activist whose partnership with Bud Light helped send the beer brand into financial freefall, now says she’s looking to leave the United States for good. Her preferred destination? The United Kingdom—where the laws are increasingly rejecting the very radical ideology she promotes.

In a fawning interview with far-left outlet Pink News, the 28-year-old influencer gushed over British candy and theater while revealing her desire to relocate permanently across the pond.

“I’m trying to move here permanent [sic],” Mulvaney told the LGBTQ publication, praising the UK for being “so kind” and saying she feels at home there because of “theater culture” and “Percy Pigs,” a popular British gummy candy.

“So honestly, that makes the move worth it,” she said.

Yes—according to Mulvaney, the ability to snag a bag of gummies is all it takes to uproot her life and move to a foreign country. But social media users had a different take: *don’t let the door hit you on the way out.*

“Can I contribute to the GoFundMe?” one user mocked on X, formerly Twitter. Another chimed in with, “When the trash takes itself out.” The sentiment was clear: most Americans won’t be shedding a tear if the Bud Light mascot packs up and leaves.

And the timing of Mulvaney’s announcement couldn’t be more ironic.

Just days ago, the UK’s own Supreme Court handed down a major ruling stating that transgender women—biological men—do **not** meet the legal definition of “woman” in the context of equality laws. It was a stunning blow to gender ideology activists—and a sign that the UK isn’t quite the leftist safe haven Mulvaney may believe it is.

Let’s not forget this isn’t the first time the influencer has fled the country. Following the Bud Light fiasco, which tanked the brand’s market value by billions, Mulvaney jetted off to Peru, claiming she needed to “feel safe” after receiving backlash for the ill-advised marketing stunt.

Ironically, Peru—like many other countries outside the Western progressive bubble—does not recognize same-sex marriage and only recently allowed legal gender changes without surgery. So much for safe spaces.

What’s most telling about this latest move is how quickly the activist class runs from the consequences of their own cultural sabotage. Mulvaney’s partnership with Bud Light alienated the brand’s core customer base and sparked a boycott that became a rallying cry for conservatives across the country. Now, instead of taking accountability or engaging in honest conversation, Mulvaney’s response is to flee and find a new audience willing to applaud delusion over biology.